El Golazo

The Big Score

El Golazo

It all started in AprilTodo empezó en abril
On a cold night, I saw herUna noche fría la vi
She was there with her friendsEstaba ella con sus amigas
Sitting on the corner, smoking a bluntSentadas en la esquina fumando un güirín

And she said, "Sit here"Y me dijo siéntate aquí
The curb is super coldLa cuneta está súper helá'
And I said, "Let’s go to my place"Y yo le dije vamos pa' la casa
'Cause the cops might roll byPorque la yuta puede pasar

And she gave herself to my loveY se entregó a mi amor
With such easeCon toda facilidad
Something strange was happeningAlgo raro estaba pasando
How did she give it up so fast?¿Cómo en un rato me dio la pasá'?

And so the months went byY así pasaron los meses
And she told me she was pregnantY me dijo que estaba preñá'
It’s the fruit of loveEs el fruto del amor
This kid that’s gonna be bornEste niño que nacerá

But I was a Chilean dudeMás yo era un indio chileno
She was a dark-skinned girlElla era una chola morena
And the kid came out looking like a blondeY rubio me salió el cabro chico

The big score got meEl golazo me metió
The big score fucked meEl golazo me cagó
That baby ain't my bloodEsa guagua no es de mi sangre
That fucking bitch fucked me overEsta conchetumare me cagó

The big score got meEl golazo me metió
Shot it from half courtDe media cancha lo tiró
In the neighborhood, everyone laughsEn la pobla todos se burlan
And when they see me, they shout, "Goal!"Y cuando me miran me gritan goool

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Damn, you gotta watch out, manPuta que hay que tener ojo, hueón
You turn your back and they screw you, man, they screw you right away, manLes dai' la espalda y te cagan, hueón, te cagan al tiro, hueón
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And crying, my love said to meY llorando me dijo mi amor
"If you doubt it, go to the doctor"Si tu dudas, ve al doctor
I'm sure the midwife'Toy segura que la matrona
Gave me the wrong baby when it was bornCuando nació el crío, cambiado lo entregó

And I thought maybe it’s trueY me dije tal vez es verdad
Why would she lie to me?¿Para qué me va a engañar?
But I, since I’m not that dumbPero yo, como no soy tan huea
Asked for the test, had to doubtLe pedí la prueba, tenía que dudar

(What did the doctor say, hey?)(¿Qué te dijo el doctor, oye?)
And he said the baby ain't yoursY me dijo la guagua no es suya
It's just the mom'sEs solo de la mamá
And there’s no mistake, your girl fucked you overY no hay equivocación, su señora lo cagó

And I ran homeY corriendo me fui pa'la casa
To ask for an explanationA pedir una explicación
You fucked me again, you dumb bitchMe cagaste nuevamente, gila culiá

The big score got meEl golazo me metió
The big score fucked meEl golazo me cagó
That baby ain't my bloodEsa guagua no es de mi sangre
That fucking bitch fucked me overEsta conchetumare me cagó

The big score got meEl golazo me metió
Shot it from half courtDe media cancha lo tiró
In the neighborhood, everyone laughsEn la pobla todos se burlan
And when they see me, they shout, "Goal!"Y cuando me miran me gritan goool

OhAy
You trying to screw me over, you fucking bitch?¿Me queríai' cagar, conchetumare?
Mmm, that’s as far as you go, manMmm, hasta ahí no más llegaste poh, hueón
No way I’m taking responsibility, no wayNi cagando me hago cargo, ni cagando
Alright, I’m out, I’m outYa, chao no más, chao no más
Let’s goNos vamos
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