No Te Toco

Don't Touch You

No Te Toco

I went to the danceYo me fui para el baile
And met a dark-skinned manY conocí a un moreno
Tall, all in whiteAlto todo de blanco
Short hair, a sailorPelo cortito, un marinero

He grabbed me in his armsMe agarro entre sus brazos
We danced a boleroBailamos un bolero
He held me so tightEl me apreto tan fuerte
I ran out of air, almost died...Quede sin aire casi me muero...

We had a few drinksTomamos unas copas
I was so happyEstaba tan felíz
He tickled meEl me hizo unas cosquillas
I laughed so hard I peed myselfMe reí tanto que me hice pis

I kissed him on the mouthYo lo bese en la boca
He told me to leave!!El me dijo salí!!
I grabbed him by the hairLo agarre de los pelos
And he shouted at me like this:Y el a los gritos me dijo asi:

Don't touch you, don't touch youNo te toco no te toco
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*gNi con una caña de pescar sos trolo,re trolo
Don't touch you, don't touch youNo te toco no te toco
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*g!!Ni con una caña de pescar sos trolo , re trolo!!

I got so nervousMe puse tan nervioso
That I fainted right thereQue alli me desmaye
And in the emergency roomY en la sala de guardia
Of a hospital I woke upDe un hospital yo me desperte

A very handsome doctorUn medico muy guapo
Said: undressDijo: desvistace
I saw he had a little tubeVi que tenia un tubito
I said: where are you going to put it¡¡¡??? and he said:Le dije: donde lo va a poner¡¡¡??? y dijo: