La Torcida

The Twisted

La Torcida

Oh! Oh! Oh!Oh! Oh! Oh!
You have to understandTú tienes que entender
That we didn't go to mess aroundQue no fuimos a joder
We took a planeTomamos un avión
And they will pick us upY nos van a recoger
The witches of EastwickLas brujas de Eastwick
Took us to the hotelNos llevaron al hotel
The groom and the brideEl novio y la novia
Didn't even know what to doNo sabían ni que hacer

We went to a barFuimos a un boliche
And we wanted to drinkY queríamos tomar
We ordered three beersPedimos tres cervezas
And they gave us cough syrupY nos dieron Romilar
The damn black guyEl negro de mierda
Tried to invite usNos quiso invitar
But we told himPero le dijimos
We're already: At high sea!Ya estamos: En alta Mar!

In this ceremonyEn esta ceremonia
The story will changeLa historia cambiará
They crash into the glass and now they are husband and wifeSe chocan en el vidrio y ahora son marido y mujer
Oh, oh, oh oh, ohOh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh

We are in the churchEstamos en la iglesia
And we were shouting cheers!Y gritábamos salud!
The priest who was ChineseEl cura que era chino
Was singing: Only YouCantaba: Only You
The party was startingLa fiesta comenzaba
With great tranquilityCon gran tranquilidad
And the dumb blondeY la rubia tarada
Kicks us out of the placeNos saca del lugar

We ate aspirinComimos aspirina
Swallowed gelatinTragamos gelatina
And even the chairsY hasta las sillas
Are in the poolEstán en la piscina
Oh!Oh!

I want to get drunkYo me quiero emborrachar
We ate aspirinComimos aspirina
Swallowed gelatinTragamos gelatina
And even the chairsY hasta las sillas
Are in the poolEstán en la piscina
Oh!Oh!

I want to get drunkYo me quiero emborrachar
I want to get drunkYo me quiero emborrachar
A, e, i, o, u, ah, ah, ah, ahA, e, i, o, u, ah, ah, ah, ah