I've been bad, I've been very very bad
I've been awful in fact
There's terrible thoughts under this marvellous hat
You were a good man to me
But curiosity kissed the cat

Tie me to the electric chair
In my italian underwear
If I'm to die, then let it be in la perla lace
Drop the toaster in the bath
Boil my brains and fry my ass
Just promise me you'll pay
To bury me at père lechaise

Percival, am I still your little kitten?
You know I go where I'm stroked
More so if it's forbidden
I licked the sardine can clean, took the cream off the milk
Shook off my red ribbon
You were so kind to me
And you still got bitten

Tie me to the electric chair
In my italian underwear
If I'm to die, then let it be in la perla lace
Drop the toaster in the bath
Boil my brains and fry my ass
Just promise me you'll pay
To bury me at pere lechaise

Its all catching up to me, you're parents saw me in the paper
Called the number underneath
I was purring in the lap of a next door neighbour
Percy, I'm sorry
I knew you'd forgive it
If I whispered my apologies through my smudged lipstick
Its sick and twisted
It's all fun and games until it isn't
It's all fun and games

Tie me to the electric chair
In my italian underwear