Robot

Robot

Robot

When your dad certified your loverCuando tu padre certifico a tu amado
He found out that the robot he had inventedDescubrio que el robot que habia inventado
Was so submissive and sweetSe portaba tan sumiso y tierno
He didn't hesitate to make him his future son-in-lawNo dudo en convertirlo en su futuro yerno

So in two weeks you kicked me to the curbAsi que en dos semanas me mandaste al cuerno
Claiming that the robot kissed betterAlegando que el robot besaba mejor
And I didn't know what to do or sayY no supe que hacer ni que decir
Because you can't compete with a damn blenderPorque contra una osterizer no se puede competir

So that you don't even thinkPara que ni siquiera se te ocurra
About me or have any doubtsPensar en mi o tener alguna duda
Your dad gave your robot husbandTu padre le puso a tu robot esposo
The face of a really handsome and famous actorLa cara de un actor muy guapo y muy famoso

And I think you liked the ideaY yo creo que a ti te gusto la idea
Of everyone finding out and seeing youDe que todo el mundo se entere y te vea
Walking down the streets proudCaminando por las calles orgullosa
Arm in arm with that thingTomada del brazo de esa cosa

And every time I pass by your houseY cada vez que paso por tu casa
And he kisses you on the terraceY el te besa en la terraza
I want to scream at youQuisiera gritarte

No no no noNo no no no
Don't do this to meNo me hagas esto
Because no no noQue no no no
I deserve betterMe lo merezco
No no no noNo no no no
Don't do this to meNo me hagas esto
Because no no noQue no no no
I deserve betterMe lo merezco

And everywhere I go I see youY a todos lados donde voy te veo
Kissing your appliance RomeoBesandote con tu electrodomestico romeo
Thinking about him putting his big rubber handsPensando en que te ponga sus manotas de goma
In places you wouldn't let me even as a jokeEn lugares en que a mi no me dejabas ni de broma

And I haven't lost hope that one dayY yo no pierdo la esperanza de que un dia
Your lover's damn battery will dieA tu amante se le acabe la maldita bateria
And you'll come running to ask for my forgivenessY vengas corriendo a pedirme perdon
Convinced that there are things a human does betterConvencida de que hay cosas que un humano hace mejor

But when I pass by your housePero cuando paso por tu casa
And he kisses you on the terraceY el te besa en la terraza
I want to scream at youQuisiera gritarte

No no no noNo no no no
Don't do this to meNo me hagas esto
Because no no noQue no no no
I deserve betterMe lo merezco
No no no noNo no no no
Don't do this to meNo me hagas esto
Because no no noQue no no no
I deserve betterMe lo merezco