Your Best Friend

Hi, my name's Flowey
I'm your new best friend
Welcome underground!
Looks like you're new
Well, lucky for you, kid
I can show you around!

Lots to do, so much to see
Spread the love, be friends with me!

Friends are made with love
Love's spread through pellets
Here, I've got a few!
Catch them, why don'tcha?
Catch all that you can!
Run into them, you fool

Feeling woozy? Good! You're dumb!
You fell down, now I'll have fun!

Down here, there's one rule
Kill or you'll be killed
A lesson you'll soon learn!
Levels of Violence
That's my kind of love
Spread when I slash and burn!

Take heart, kid, you met your end
Falling to your true best friend!

I will not bow down
I will not suffer
I will not ever cry!
This is the end of
Your very short path
Toodle-oo, kiddo! Die!