Qué querés con ese loro

What do you want with that parrot

Qué querés con ese loro

You left me without even saying goodbyeMe largaste sin decirme hasta la vista
like a cowardly heartless bastard.como un cobarde desgraciao sin corazón.
One night you went to see a showUna noche fuiste a ver una revista
and didn't come back after it ended.y no volviste al terminarse la función.
I've heard that you were charmed by a showgirlMe han contao que te engrupió una bataclana
with very blue painted dark circles,con las ojeras muy pintadas de azulao,
skinny and tall, a dress made of bananasflaca y lunga, un uestidito de bananas
and a band-aid holding her cleavage...y una tirita sujetando el estofao...

And you've replaced me,¡Y me has cambiao,
you heartless bastard,gran desgraciao,
for that scrawny parrot!por ese escuálido loro!
You've got yourselfTe has agenciao
a codfishun bacalao
with the profile of a she-wolf...con un perfil de llobaca...
You've armed yourself...Ya te has armao...
Be carefulTené cuidao
and hide your treasure,y escabullí tu tesoro,
because she's so fierce, bony, and ugly,¡que es tan fiera, huesuda y fulera,
if the dog pound sees her... goodbye!la ve la perrera y... adiós!

According to people of good tasteSegún dicen las personas de buen gusto
that monstrosity that has stolen your love from meese esperpento que tu amor me ha disputao
is a frightful sight that scares anyonees un bagre que a cualquiera le da un susto
if caught at night unawares.si te lo cacha por la noche descuidao.
And those who have seen your belovedY aseguran los que han visto a tu adorada
eating at the Tropezónmeterle al diente cuando está en el Tropezón
say it's better to treat her to a mealque es mejor que convidarla a una morfada
buy her a suit and a mink coat.comprarle un traje y un tapado de visón.