Papo de Jacaré

Alligator Talk

I’m riding the wave of this girl
Who teaches English, drinks Portuguese wine
And laughs at my ignorance
But my patience is gonna fry her brain

Let me keep it real with you
I’m gonna say I’m the man
Chatting over coffee
It’s alligator talk
But please, speak my language
Which is already getting a cramp
Because of your English

I can’t speak, and I can’t understand
I’m just, just, just a suburban guy, I’m Latino
I know who this guy is, but I don’t know who that guy is
And your English keeps getting on my case

Let me keep it real with you
I’m gonna say I’m the man
Chatting over coffee
It’s alligator talk
But please, speak my language
Which is already getting a cramp
Because of your English

You say you’re gonna teach me
So tell me how it is (2x)

And what is this girl trying to say to me?

I love you, my sweetie, thank you very much
This - this is French, not
English.