Яой

Yaoi

Яой

Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Yaoi, Yaoi, YaoiYaoy, Yaoy, Yaoy

School's out, and I'm running homeShkola okonchena, i ya begu domoy
And I turn on my favorite yaoiI vklyuchi moyu lyubimuyu yaoy
I flow like a river and cover my neighbor with my insane waveYA teku rekoy i slogo soseda nakryla svoyey bezumnoy volnoy
How good is Boku no PicoKak zhe khorosho Boku no Pico
Oh my God, my stream, my riverO Bozhe moy, potok moy rechnoy
Call the fire department, the house and everything's floodedVyzyvayte MCHS, zatopilo dom i ves'

Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knowsI ne pizdi, chto ya drochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knowsI ne pizdi, chto ya drochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy

Reception-reception?Priyom-priyom?
On the lineNa svyaiz
We have a strange situationU nas Strannaya situatsiya
What's up?Kakaya?
Extremely critical situationKrayne cherezychaynoye polozheniye
What happened?Chto proizoshlo?
The whole house on Lenin Street is floodedNa ulitse Lenina eatopilo ves' dom
We need to take urgent actionNam nado srochno chto-to iredprinyat'
Calling securityVyzyvayu okhranu
So we have a suspectItak u nas yest' podozrevayemaya
Who is she?Kto zhe ona?
Height five feet fiftyPrimeta Rost metr pyat'desyat
But she's thirteen years oldNo yey trinadtsat' let
NightmareKoshmar
Maybe a yaoi fanVozmozhno yaoyshchitsa
Listening to Marry Me, Bellamy, So, be extremely carefulSlushayet Marry Me, Bellamy, Poetomu, bud'te predel'no ostorozhny
And how aboutA kak zhe

Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knowsI ne pizdi, chto yadrochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto yadrochu na yaoy
FSB is on the wayFSB uzhe v puti
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoiI ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy