El Cagón

The Shitter

El Cagón

Yeh, yeh, yehYeh, yeh, yeh
I thought I had shit myself, ehPensaba que me había cagao, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, ehPero solo era un manchon, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroomYo no cago ni en el baño
I don't poop, I'm strangeYo no cago soy extraño
I don't poop all year, oh God!Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!

I thought I had shit myself, ehPensaba que me había cagao, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, ehPero solo era un manchon, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroomYo no cago ni en el baño
I don't poop, I'm strangeYo no cago soy extraño
I don't poop all year, oh God!Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!

I thought I had shit myselfPensaba que me había cagao'
Just when I believedJusto cuando creía
That by eating all month, I would poop (yeh)Que por comer todo el mes, yo cagaría (yeh)
I took pills and it still didn't come outCogí pastillas y ni aun salía
And like an idiot, I didn't know what I was doingY como un pendejo, no sabía lo que hacía
I never pooped (no), I took laxatives (no)Nunca yo me cagué (no), laxantes yo tomé (no)
I even learned all the tea recipes (yeh)Hasta me aprendí to'a las recetas de los te (yeh)
I breathed and counted to a hundredRespiré y conté hasta cien

I want a dark poop like Kanye West, baby, heyQuiero una caca oscura a lo Kanye West, bebé, ey
It's been a while since I've had a tight year (yih)Hace tiempo que el año lo tengo apretado (yih)
I don't tweet anymore, if I'm sitting down (yih)Yo ya no twitteo, si yo paso sentao' (yih)
How can I forget the diarrhea in the bathroom?¿Cómo olvidar la cagadera en el baño?
Could it be that I poop alone?¿Será que cago solo?

I thought I had shit myselfPensaba que me había cagao'
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, ehPero solo era un manchón, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroomYo no cago ni en el baño
I don't poop, I'm strangeYo no cago soy extraño
I don't poop all year, oh God!Yo no cago en to el año ¡ay Dios!

I thought I had shit myselfPensaba que me había cagao'
But it was just a stainPero solo era un manchón
I don't even poop in the bathroomYo no cago ni en el baño
I don't poop, I'm strangeYo no cago soy extraño
I don't poop all year, oh God!Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!

It's been a while since I felt lazy to poopYa hace tiempo que cagar a mí me da pereza
But a couple of cherries have already come outPero ya van par de cereza
And I remembered to go to churchY me acordé de ir camino a la iglesia
That my mommy prays for me to poopQue para cagar mi mamita resa
And in the bathroom, the square, a hotelY en el baño, la plaza, un hotel
At your dad's house, when there was no toilet paperEn casa de tu pai, cuando no había papel
The times your mom caught meLas veces que tu mai' me llego a coger
I releasing the little poop, sweating ChandellYo soltando la caquita, sudando Chandell

I know that what we had is a thing of the pastYo sé que lo nuestro es cosa de ayer
And I'm happy that he can poop wellY me pone contento que el pueda cagar bien
I didn't miss you or want to see youYo ni te extrañaba ni te quería ver
But they peed on the wall you liked to smellPero mearon la pared que te gustaba oler
And I remembered you, when you made me peeY me acordé de ti, cuando me hiciste pipi
It's over, I didn't flow, it was Mr. Poop and your Mrs. PeeSe acabó, no flui era el señor caca y tu doña pishi
BecausePorque

I thought I had shit myselfPensaba que me había cagao'
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, ehPero solo era un manchón, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroomYo no cago ni en el baño
I don't poop, I'm strangeYo no cago soy extraño
I don't poop all year, oh God!Yo no cago en to el año, ¡ay Dios!

And I thought I was an expert in pooping, ehY yo pensaba que en cagar yo era experto, eh
But I can't release the turd, heyPero el mojon no lo suelto, ey
Today I went out dead in the streetHoy salí pa' la calle muerto
The hole open, the toilet airportEl hoyo abierto, el water aeropuerto

And I thought I was an expert in pooping, ehY yo pensaba que en cagar yo era experto, eh
But I can't release the turd, heyPero el mojon no lo suelto, ey
Today I went out dead in the streetHoy salí pa' la calle muerto
The hole open, the toilet airportEl hoyo abierto, el water aeropuerto
Ahhhh finally!Ahhhh al fin!