Toilet Sandal Dance

Benjo Sandal Dance [Toilet Sandal Dance]

Ordered a brand-new pair from Zippy, then spotted them at Yoro-Nataki
ジッピで新品注文した夜にヨーローナタキで発見
Jippi de shinpin chūmon shita yoru ni Yōrōnataki de hakken
Swapped them for the ones on display, leaving my old, worn-out pair behind
テンインイネースキにスリカエ、オレの古いのreliefしてescape
Ten'in inē suki ni surikae, Ore no furui no relief shite escape

Got caught in the elevator, had to scramble to explain myself
エレベーターでバレて、必死に弁明して舞いた
Elevator de barete, hisshi ni benmei shite maita
Back home, I checked the underside, saw the store name inscribed, and things got serious
家に帰って裏に、店舗名書いて案の知って厳なり
Ie ni kaette ura ni, tenpo-mei kaite an'no shitte gen'nari

It's almost impossible to come across, can't find anyone actually selling it
メッタに見つけれん！ウッテンの見つけれん
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
It's almost impossible to come across, can't find anyone actually selling it
ヤット見つければやっぱバッタモン
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
It's the real deal, through and through, a total mystery!
メッタに見つけれん！ウッテンの見つけれん
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
It's the real deal, through and through, a total mystery!
ヤット見つければやっぱバッタモン
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Great in both name and reality! Mister, mystery
メイジツともにいいぜ！ミスター - mystery
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery
Great in both name and reality! Mister, mystery
メイジツともにいいぜ！ミスター - mystery
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery

A style that defies all logic
リベンセイとんだstyle
Riben-sei tonda style
A form crafted with obsessive care
コダワリぬいたform
Kodawari nuita form
A color that's cool and wild
イロもシブクwild
Iro mo shibuku wild
The undisputed king of the sandal world
サンダル会のking
Sandal-kai no king

You're always guiding the path I take
いつも俺の行く道、導いているんだ
Itsumo ore no iku michi, michibiite iru n'da
And one day, I'm going to make you mine for good
いつか俺がお前を返しめたいんだ
Itsuka ore ga omae wo kaishimetai n'da

See? I told you, you're impossible to find!
ほら、やっぱ、見つけれん！だって見つけれん
Hora, yappa, mitsukeren! Datte mitsukeren!
And when I finally do, it's just another fake
ヤット見つけばまたバッタモン
Yatto mitsukeba mata battamon!
It's almost impossible to come across, can't find anyone actually selling it
メッタに見つけれん！ウッテンの見つけれん
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
I'm swamped on weekdays, I need a new pair!
ヤット見つければやっぱバッタモン
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Busy on weekdays, would prefer a new appointment time
平日多忙で以前、新出希望
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu
Busy on weekdays, would prefer a new appointment time
平日多忙で以前、新出希望
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu

I want a franchise!
フランチャイズ、希望
Franchise, kibō
I want a franchise!
フランチャイズ、希望
Franchise, kibō

Grab whatever you can get your hands on, go for it!
カタッパシから勝っちゃっておごめ
Katappashi kara katchatte ogame!
Once you've got 'em, break 'em in and learn the ropes
勝った日から灰ちゃって学べ
Katta hi kara hai chatte manabe!
Get hooked within half a year, just fall right in!
半年足らず灰ちゃってはまれ
Hantoshi tarazu hai chatte hamare!
Then, just dash off and start dancing!
どうかしたらもうダッシュで踊れ
Dōka shitara mō dash de odore!

Bring that energy, Ben-san, stomp on the earth and grind!
エイキぶつけろベンさん、地球踏みつけてgrind
Eiki butsukero ben-san, chikyū fumitsukete grind
Crush even the cigarette butts beneath your feet
スイガラでさえもふんさいだ
Suigara de sae mo funsaida
Forget the weapons and the gear, pick your size, from S to LL. Come on, every living soul!
ヘイキ、ブキ、捨てて、size、SからLLまで選びはけよ、全生物、come on
Heiki, buki, sutete, size, S kara LL made erabi hakeyo, zen seibutsu, come on

Groove with a carefree mind, dance while you jiggle your legs
ノーテンGROOVIN'、貧乏揺するでdance
Nōten GROOVIN', binbō yusuri de dance
Tap along mysteriously, dance, Ben-san!
要縁、mysteriousにtap、ベンさんdance
Yōen, mysterious ni tap, ben-san dance
Planning to sell more and ramp up production one day (based on your needs, your needs)
いつか売れて生産増やす計算（Yoのneedsで、needsで
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)
The MTH IS men-kata (extra-firm) stance!
"MTH IS men-kata"のstance
"MTH IS men-kata" no stance
Wooden clogs? Slippers? Rubber thongs? Go with VIC! Dance, Ben-san!
ゲタ？スリッパ！ゴムゾリ？ハイVIC！ベンさんdance
Geta? Surippa! Gomu-zōri? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance
Planning to sell more and ramp up production one day (based on your needs, your needs)
いつか売れて生産増やす計算（Yoのneedsで、needsで
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)

Don't litter your gum, declutter your life, clean up your pet's mess!
ガム捨てるな、断捨てな、ペットSHIT、後始末
Gum suteru na, dan haku na, pet SHIT, atoshimatsu
Walking the streets is a risk, public manners are dead!
道歩くrisk、世間のmanner IS DEAD
Michi aruku risk, seken no manner IS DEAD!
Sticky, messy? Get to Ben-san! Show some better etiquette!
ベトベト、ベンさんにGET！エチケットもっと
Betobeto, ben-san ni GET! Echiketto motto!

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Let's go! The Dunhill model by Nishibe Chemical!
LET'S GO!!ニシベchemical性Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
Let's go! The Dunhill model by Nishibe Chemical!
LET'S GO!!ニシベchemical性Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
Let's go! The Dunhill model by Nishibe Chemical!
LET'S GO!!ニシベchemical性Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
Ben-san forever!
ベンさんforever!
Ben-san forever!

But man, I really want to sell this! You can't even buy it online
でも、やっぱ売ってぇ！ネットでも買えねぇ
Demo, yappa uttenē! Netto de mo kaenē!
And when I finally do find some, it turns out to be a knockoff!
ヤット見つけりゃやっぱバッタモン
Yatto mitsukerya yappa battamon!
It's almost impossible to come across, can't find anyone actually selling it
メッタに見つけれん！ウッテンの見つけれん
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
And when I finally do find some, it turns out to be a knockoff!
ヤット見つければやっぱバッタモン
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Great in both name and reality! Mister, mystery
メイジツともにいいぜ！ミスター - mystery
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery
Busy on weekdays, would prefer a new appointment time
平日多忙で以前、新出希望
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu

Buy up everything in sight, go ahead, treat yourself!
カタッパシから勝っちゃっておごめ
Katappashi kara katchatte ogame!
Once you've bought it, dive in and learn the ropes
勝った日から灰ちゃって学べ
Katta hi kara hai chatte manabe!
Get hooked within half a year, just fall right in!
半年足らず灰ちゃってはまれ
Hantoshi tarazu hai chatte hamare!
And before you know it, you'll be off and running, dancing away!
どうかしたらもうダッシュで踊れ
Dōka shitara mō dash de odore!

Bring that energy, Ben-san, stomp on the Earth and grind!
エイキぶつけろベンさん、地球踏みつけてgrind
Eiki butsukero ben-san, chikyū fumitsukete grind
Crush even the cigarette butts to dust
スイガラでさえもふんさいだ
Suigara de sae mo funsaida
Cast aside your weapons, pick your size, from S to LL, come on, every living thing, join in!
ヘイキ、ブキ、捨てて、size、SからLLまで選びはけよ、全生物、come on
Heiki, buki, sutete, size, S kara LL made erabi hakeyo, zen seibutsu, come on

Groove with a clear head, dance while you shake your legs!
ノーテンGROOVIN'、貧乏揺するでdance
Nōten GROOVIN', binbō yusuri de dance
Tap into the mystery, dance, Ben-san!
要縁、mysteriousにtap、ベンさんdance
Yōen, mysterious ni tap, ben-san dance
The plan is to sell big and ramp up production (based on your needs, yeah, your needs)
いつか売れて生産増やす計算（Yoのneedsで、needsで
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)
MTH keeps it men-kata (extra firm), that's the stance!
MTH IS men-kataのstance（Stance
MTH IS men-kata no stance (Stance!)
Wooden clogs? Slippers? Rubber sandals? High-end kicks! Dance, Ben-san!
ゲタ？スリッパ！ゴムゾリ？ハイVIC！ベンさんdance
Geta? Surippa! Gomu-zōri? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance
The plan is to sell big and ramp up production (based on your needs, yeah, your needs)
いつか売れて生産増やす計算（Yoのneedsで、needsで
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)