Stupid With Love

[Cady]
When I was five I fell in love
It didn't last
He ran from me
Literally
Ran from me
And being Kenyan
He ran fast

[Aaron]
Mrs. Norbury is tough and a little weird
But you get to like her eventually

[Cady]
Oh, like snake meat

When I was ten
In love, again
This peace corps guy
I waited hours
Inside his tend with flowers
Which made him laugh
Which made me cry

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
'Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because additions and subtractions and division
Would never make me feel
So stupid with love

Like I didn't get it
I didn't get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn’t get it
'Til now

[Aaron]
Do you have an eraser?

[Cady]
I would love to

So thank you, math, for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you, math
'Cause now you've brought me this cute boy

[Aaron]
Is it two?

[Cady]
Yes!

He's like someone from TV
He's like that guy who give out roses to those women
His clothes, his grooming
And he's a foot away from me
With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room

And I'm stupid with love
I wanna get it I want to get it, but how?
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I wanna get it
I didn't get it
'Til now

[Cady & Aaron]
Two over zero is undefined

[Aaron]
Jinx

[Cady]
Ha!

I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out?
He must
All sweaty at the gym

Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was rough but now? It’s not
'Cause now there’s him, it’s all so simple

Stupid with love
But I can get it
Watch this girl self-educate
I learned math
So I can learn love

You wanna bet it
That I can get it?
Just wait
Just wait
Just wait!