The War Song of Urpneys

Refrain:
Born to the sound of marching feet,
Trained as a military elite,
Each of us drilled and singled ou to be
An Urpney.

Cream of the Urpney single males,
Fit for the fight and hard as nails,
Never afraid and each one proud to be
An Urpney.

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,
Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair,
Out in the night we spoil for a fight,
No wimps are we,
We're braver than you'd think we would be,
And we're brighter than the average fighter,
That's why we all are Urpneys!

We are the Lord of Nightmare's troops,
Feared and revered by Wuts and Noops!
Enemy armies always turn and flee
From Urpneys

[Refrain]

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,
Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair,
Out in the night we spoil for a fight,
No wimps are we,
We're braver than you'd think we would be,
And we're brighter than the average fighter,
That's why we all are Urpneys!

[Instrumental break]

Born to the sound of marching feet,
Trained as a military elite,
Each of us drilled and singled ou to be
An Urpney.

Cream of the Urpney single males,
Fit for the fight and hard as nails,
Never afraid and each one proud to be
An Urpney.

Nobody goes where Urpneys dare,
Ruthless and deadly, firm but fair,
Out in the night we spoil for a fight,
No wimps are we,
We're braver than you'd think we would be,
And we're brighter than the average fighter,
That's why we all are Urpneys!

We all are Urpneys!