Men's Room

Uh, well, I'm really, uh, I hardly ever do this, I'm really glad to be at McCabe's
I hope this doesn't sound too strange, but
I was upstairs in the men's room, there's
A 13-year-old girl whose job it is to keep the men's room clean and her name is
Lori Zender and she put this notice above the urinal that says: Please try to aim a little better
I know and understand that the pocket of the urinal is a small target
She's a 13-year-old girl, but try a little harder, please, standing directly over it if necessary
As it let's off a frightful odor for those who clean the floor
And do try and use the ashtray, as they were made specifically for that use
Floors were not, they were constructed for walking on, lori Zender