The Voicemail Song

last night, i heard your voice on the phone
you acted all fake-friendly and I didn't like your tone
ignoring all these problems in this dreamland that you hide in
each time I try to talk to you, it always feels one-sided

it's ok to be human once in a while
it's ok to be angry, you don't have to fake that smile
and I want you to remember
i can push your buttons too
so next month, I'm not wasting all my minutes on you

every time I talk to you, you always sound the same
how come you never call me back and never say my name?
I'm always paying bills for you
you won't beleive the cost
you're the first one on my speed dial
it won't let me take you off

you always get jealous when other women call
you know the date, the day, the time
I don't remember asking for your input at all
even though you always ask for mine