RTRT

RTRT

RTRT

Un, un
一一
Yī yī
Un, deux, un
一二一
yī èr yī
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
Un, un
一一
yī yī
Un, deux, un
一二一
yī èr yī
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī

Hop hop, tu es arrivé dans mon labo secret
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Des crocs pointus, affamés de mon qi
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi

Attends, mec
Hold up, mister
Hold up, mister
Juste là, mec
Right there, mister
Right there, mister
Assieds-toi, mec
Sit down, mister
Sit down, mister
Que dirais-tu d'une réponse, un sachet de curry ?
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
Un sachet de piment, un sachet de MRE
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
Mais tu es plutôt difficile
But you're rather picky
But you're rather picky

Eh bien, je vais te préparer autre chose
Well, I'll make you something else
Well, I'll make you something else
Pas besoin de me montrer comment
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Puisque je suis le scientifique fou, proclamé par moi-même
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Canto ou Sichuan
Canto or Sichuan
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu ou Hunan
Jiangsu or Hunan
Jiangsu or Hunan
Peu importe lequel tu choisis, je vais le faire
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
炸酱面 et 小笼包
炸酱面 and 小笼包
Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
馄饨 et 叉烧
馄饨 and 叉烧
Wonton and chashao
Livraison ou à emporter, rien ne bat mon sachet de réponse
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
Tu aimes ma réponse, j'aime ta réponse
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
Tu es ma seule réponse, tu es ma seule réponse
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort

Craque, craque, tu tends les bras en demandant un câlin
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Caché sous ton talisman se trouve ton sourire entraîné
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile

Viens ici, mec
Come here, mister
Come here, mister
Aide-moi, mec
Help me, mister
Help me, mister
Juste ici, mec
Right here, mister
Right here, mister
Tu as pris ma cuillère
You took up my spoon
You took up my spoon
Remuant le curry, remuant le piment
Stirring curry, stirring chili
Stirring curry, stirring chili
C'est là que j'ai réalisé qu'on était devenus une famille
That's when I've realized we've became family
That's when I've realized we've became family

Puis il est arrivé, un homme en noir et blanc, il tient
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Des pistolets laser et des signes bagua
Laser guns and bagua signs
Laser guns and bagua signs
Puis il a visé ta peau visqueuse et a tiré
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
La gâchette, ta tête éclate
Trigger, your head bursts
Trigger, your head bursts

Chut, je vais te recoudre
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Pas besoin de me montrer comment
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Puisque je suis le scientifique fou, proclamé par moi-même
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Je te donnerai des yeux en plastique, et des cheveux en nylon
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
Et je m'assurerai de réparer ton talisman
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
Soupe d'ailerons de requin ou dim sum
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Ravioli ou canard laqué
Dumpling or Peking duck
Dumpling or Peking duck
Rien de ce que je fais ne ramènera ce charme en toi
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
Mais tu es toujours ma réponse, mais tu es toujours ma réponse
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
Je cherche une réponse, je cherche une réponse
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort