We're all living in a clown car
Clown car, clown car
We're gonna crash, crash, crash

Clown car, clown car, clown car
We're gonna crash

Clown car, headed for collision
Who's in charge of the demolition?
Clown car, it's like a runaway train
Clown car, full of damaged brains
Clown car, they all spin around in trash
Clown car, we're gonna crash

I did not leave this country
Through this horrific world war
To know that in the future
My office would be handed over
To a bunch of wannabe fascist clowns

Clown car, clown car, clown car
We're gonna crash

Clown car, headed for collision
Who's in charge of the demolition?
Clown car, it's like a runaway train
Clown car, full of damaged brains
Clown car, they all spin around in trash
Clown car, we're gonna crash

Ask not what your country can do for you
Ask what you can do
To get these clowns out of our house

Clown car, clown car, clown car
We're gonna crash
Clown car, clown car, clown car
Clown car, clown car

I had a dream that someday
We would be in cars
Not driven by clowns
Or programmed by clowns
To drive us off the societal cliff

Then, and only then
Can we reach the mountaintop
Of the utopian highway

Someday, the utopian highway
Clown car