Purple Mustard and Xena

Justice prevails as
the system fails us
Kind of ironic, it's making me sick
champ undisputed
the witness is muted
Mike Tyson is such a dick
He rapes
He bites
He hits
He fights

He cheats
He walks
BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK
He's big
He's dumb
He's slow
And dumb
He's stupid
Dumb
I think he's really, really dumb.

He's a moron and a dick
a dick and a moron
A moron, dick, moron
A dick, moron, dick, dick dick
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick

Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick
What a big dumb dick.
(solo)
I laugh when he talks