Irresistible Delicious (feat. Slick Rick)

It's entertainment time, woo

We got Missy Elliott in the house, we got Slick Rick in the house
We doin' big things here, kids
Hip hop's finest, Slick-Slick-Slick-Rickin' 'em (slick-rickin' 'em)
Go, Missy, go, Missy, go, Missy, go, Missy (slick-rickin' 'em)

Excuse me, mister gosh, you look nice
Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses
Ask 'er to the crib, get cozy in the nude
And treat me like a prostitute

Now, pardon me, sir, I'm such a real lady
Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me
Cruise up-and-down the 1-2-5th
Lookin' for a guy like you to get wit'

I seen this cutie pie, so I pulls-up beside him
Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him
Might as well try him, the freak that I am
M-dot-S-E, always grindin'

Please, don't think I'm crazy (ooh, oh)
But, boy, you are super fine (do it to ya, do it to ya, thank you, Missy)
Irresistible, delicious (ooh, oh, holla)
Enough to make me lose my mind (yeah, lose my mind)

You know I really want it (slick-slick-slick-rickin' 'em, you know I want it, yeah)
Don't make me wait so long (oh, don't make me wait so long)
No longer will I pretend (no, missy, Slick Rick in the house)
Let's get it on 'cause we're both grown (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella' get
Bumped-into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott
Green blush on her eyelid: Hi, Miss
Gave honey a hug, I feel her touchin' my privates

Aw, shuck, I guess main course is in
I said: You know I'm married? (Yeah, and what's that supposed to mean?)
(Proposition for you, Ruler) proceed-on
Well, I got a track I need you spit a mean sixteen on, you wit' it?

Down to bless one, and I left one
The Hit Factory, later on, around eleven
With my notebook and pencil, I slides-on in
I see her lookin' mighty sexy and the lights all dim (have a drink)

Poured Goose for me, calmy, though oddly
After havin' a drink, I start to feel unusually horny
Swell and stoned, no well-writ' poems
Busy, poundin' like I'm tryin' to break our pelvis bones

Please, don't think I'm crazy (slick Rick's in the house, ooh, oh)
But, boy, you are super fine (do it to ya, do it to ya, thank you, Missy)
Irresistible, delicious (ooh, oh, holla, slick Rick's in the house)
Enough to make me lose my mind (lose my mind, uh-huh)

You know I really want it (you know I want it, yeah)
Don't make me wait so long (oh, don't make me wait so long)
No longer will I pretend (no, boss of the females)
Let's get it on, 'cause we both grown (recognize, recognize)

Excuse me, sir, oh, gosh, you look young
But old enough to get it, to get yo' head sprung
Sit down, relax, sit softly on my couch
Forgive me, hands sticky, you might get turned-out

Cutie-pie, so I sit beside him
Nice shoe size, how could I deny him?
Big bankroll, to help me retire
Me 'n him together smell like big empire

But don't treat me like a prostitute
Unless you're givin' me some money, makin' sure I look cute (what?)
But don't treat me like a prostitute
Unless you're givin' me some money, makin' sure I look cute

Please, don't think I'm crazy
Please, don't think I'm crazy (ooh, oh)
But-but-but, boy, you are su-su-su-su-su-super fine
(Do it to ya, do it to ya)
(Fi-fi-fine)