Here Comes The Mayo

Club sandwich, sandwich de cuates
Mal movimiento y te llueven mecates
Pacto, pacto de sangre
Parcha a su novia, también a su madre
Se dice que son, los charolastras
Ladillas, gandallas, manchados y lacras
Las damas chidas, la banda pa' arriba
Saca bachita lechera chichita
Y si fumo barumo me duele la chonteca
Al rato me agüito me de bajón y seca
Asi es la pandilla, la banda ladilla
Las bachas, las tachas, la pura carrilla
El revén, el ruido, los pelos del Huidos
El carro pesado del beso salado
Usted va a Queretaro, se va a caballo
You better step back ’cause here comеs the mayo

Here comеs the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Now you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitch
I treat you like a brother after bust that lip
But on a real tip, your mom suck my dick
She took it down just like in that porno flick
Dude but that's not it, I know you′re gonna flip
I did her in the shitter and she let one rip
But me and you was boys like single shit
Crack a fucking brew and gimme a sip
Se pone hasta el gorro le gana la risa
Después de una hora le viene la eriza
Le hablo al tocayo, se saca otro gallo
Le sube, le baja, se pone morado
Me fui para afuera para echar vacilón
Tratando evitar el nervio del balcón
Entre becho, abacho y apapacho gacho
Si ven a la Diana le mando un abracho

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Si se me sale un gallo
Si se me sale un gallo

Tu culo, tu culo, eyaculo
A la banda precoz que se viene temprano
Mi amigo, mi cuate de sangre, mi hermano
De tanto chaco tiene pelo en la mano
Tantas horchatas pachecas ya chole
Siempre te toca mover el atole
Fumando mota, la vida se agota
He was living, living more loca
With a lick of your tits and a flick of your clit
Moisten slit and here comes the dick
Yo′mom did the trick, make it kind of a sick
You thought she was at trip but she was sitting on my prick
Happens all the time, this kinda shit
A second to swallow, first no spit
Yes she's a pro, a first rate whore
She took my mayo right through her back door

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Yeah everybody knows you bitch uptown
Elastic broke and knickers came down
Must be strange getting home everynight
Sticking it in feelin something ain’t right
Her muff like a bucket, everyone fucked it
Scabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck it
Fuck it! Here I am at back door
You slip it in and there's room for one more

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana