Here Comes The Mayo

Here Comes The Mayo

Club sandwich, buddy sandwichClub sandwich, sandwich de cuates
Bad move and you’ll get hit hardMal movimiento y te llueven mecates
Blood pact, blood pactPacto, pacto de sangre
He’s got his girl, and his mom tooParcha a su novia, también a su madre

They say they’re the wannabesSe dice que son, los charolastras
Annoying, shady, stained and scummyLadillas, gandallas, manchados y lacras
The cool ladies, the crew’s on fireLas damas chidas, la banda pa' arriba
Bring out the milkshake, little cutieSaca bachita lechera chichita

And if I smoke that stuff, my head starts to hurtY si fumo barumo me duele la chonteca
Soon I’ll feel down, it hits me hardAl rato me agüito me da bajón y seca
That’s how the crew rolls, the annoying gangAsí es la pandilla, la banda ladilla
The smokes, the highs, just pure funLas bachas, las tachas, la pura carrilla

The rev, the noise, the hair of the HuidosEl revén, el ruido, los pelos del Huidos
The heavy car of the salty kissEl carro pesado del beso salado
You’re heading to Queretaro, riding highUsted va a Queretaro, se va a caballo
You better step back 'cause here comes the mayoYou better step back 'cause here comes the mayo

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)

Now you wanna trip, your girl’s my girlNow you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitch
I treat you like a brother after you take that hitI treat you like a brother after bust that lip
But for real, your mom’s on my dickBut on a real tip, your mom suck my dick
She took it down just like in that porno flickShe took it down just like in that porno flick

Dude, but that’s not it, I know you’ll flipDude but that's not it, I know you're gonna flip
I did her in the bathroom and she let one ripI did her in the shitter and she let one rip
But me and you were boys like nothingBut me and you was boys like single shit
Crack a cold one and gimme a sipCrack a fucking brew and gimme a sip

She’s getting all giggly, can’t stop laughingSe pone hasta el gorro le gana la risa
After an hour, she’s feeling the itchDespués de una hora le viene la eriza
I call my buddy, he’s got another planLe hablo al tocayo, se saca otro gallo
He’s up and down, turning purpleLe sube, le baja, se pone morado

I went outside to chill a bitMe fui para afuera para echar vacilón
Trying to shake off the nerves from the balconyTratando evitar el nervio del balcón
Between a kiss, a hug, and a rough cuddleEntre becho, abacho y apapacho gacho
If you see Diana, send her a hugSi ven a la Diana le mando un abracho

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)

If I let out a crowSi se me sale un gallo
If I let out a crowSi se me sale un gallo

Your ass, your ass, I’m shootingTu culo, tu culo, eyaculo
To the early birds who come too soonA la banda precoz que se viene temprano
My friend, my blood brother, my broMi amigo, mi cuate de sangre, mi hermano
From so much action, he’s got hair on his handDe tanto chaco tiene pelo en la mano

So many high horchatas, I’m doneTantas horchatas pachecas ya chole
You always gotta stir the mixSiempre te toca mover el atole
Smoking weed, life’s running outFumando mota, la vida se agota
He was living, living crazierHe was living, living more loca

With a lick of your tits and a flick of your clitWith a lick of your tits and a flick of your clit
Moisten that slit and here comes the dickMoisten slit and here comes the dick
Your mom did the trick, kinda sickYo'mom did the trick, make it kind of a sick
You thought she was a trip but she was on my prickYou thought she was at trip but she was sitting on my prick

Happens all the time, this kinda shitHappens all the time, this kinda shit
A second to swallow, first no spitA second to swallow, first no spit
Yeah, she’s a pro, a first-rate whoreYes she's a pro, a first rate whore
She took my mayo right through her back doorShe took my mayo right through her back door

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)

Yeah, everybody knows you’re a bitch uptownYeah everybody knows you bitch uptown
Elastic broke and your pants came downElastic broke and knickers came down
Must be strange getting home every nightMust be strange getting home everynight
Sticking it in, feeling something ain't rightSticking it in feelin something ain't right
Her muff like a bucket, everyone’s hit itHer muff like a bucket, everyone fucked it
Scabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck itScabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck it
Fuck it! Here I am at the back doorFuck it! Here I am at back door
You slip it in and there’s room for one moreYou slip it in and there's room for one more

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my stick, mama, shake, shake my stick (can you feel it?)Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana (can you feel it?)