Here Comes The Mayo

Here Comes The Mayo

Here Comes The Mayo

Club sandwich, buddy sandwichClub sandwich, sandwich de cuates
One wrong move and you get hit with ropesMal movimiento y te llueven mecates
Pact, blood pactPacto, pacto de sangre
He patches up his girlfriend, and also his motherParcha a su novia, también a su madre
They are said to be the charolastrasSe dice que son, los charolastras
Crabs, thieves, stained and scumbagsLadillas, gandallas, manchados y lacras
The ladies are cool, the band is upLas damas chidas, la banda pa' arriba
Take out some chichita milkmaidSaca bachita lechera chichita
And if I smoke barumo my chonteca hurtsY si fumo barumo me duele la chonteca
After a while I get tired, I feel down and dryAl rato me agüito me de bajón y seca
That's the gang, the annoying gangAsi es la pandilla, la banda ladilla
The potholes, the stains, the pure nonsenseLas bachas, las tachas, la pura carrilla
The burst, the noise, the hairs of the HuidosEl revén, el ruido, los pelos del Huidos
The heavy wagon of the salty kissEl carro pesado del beso salado
You go to Queretaro, you go on horsebackUsted va a Queretaro, se va a caballo
You better step back 'cause here comеs the mayoYou better step back ’cause here comеs the mayo

Here comes the MayHere comеs the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Now you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitchNow you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitch
I treat you like a brother after bust that lipI treat you like a brother after bust that lip
But on a real tip, your mom suck my dickBut on a real tip, your mom suck my dick
She took it down just like in that porno flickShe took it down just like in that porno flick
Dude but that's not it, I know you're gonna flipDude but that's not it, I know you′re gonna flip
I did her in the shitter and she let one ripI did her in the shitter and she let one rip
But me and you were boys like single shitBut me and you was boys like single shit
Crack a fucking brew and gimme a sipCrack a fucking brew and gimme a sip
He gets fed up with laughterSe pone hasta el gorro le gana la risa
After an hour the hedgehog comesDespués de una hora le viene la eriza
I speak to the namesake, he pulls out another roosterLe hablo al tocayo, se saca otro gallo
It goes up, it goes down, it turns purpleLe sube, le baja, se pone morado
I went outside to have funMe fui para afuera para echar vacilón
Trying to avoid the balcony nerveTratando evitar el nervio del balcón
Between becho, abacho and gacho hugsEntre becho, abacho y apapacho gacho
If you see Diana, I'll send her a hugSi ven a la Diana le mando un abracho

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
If a rooster comes out of meSi se me sale un gallo
If a rooster comes out of meSi se me sale un gallo

Your ass, your ass, I ejaculateTu culo, tu culo, eyaculo
To the precocious band that comes earlyA la banda precoz que se viene temprano
My friend, my blood friend, my brotherMi amigo, mi cuate de sangre, mi hermano
From so much chaco he has hair in his handDe tanto chaco tiene pelo en la mano
So many stoned horchatas, enough alreadyTantas horchatas pachecas ya chole
You always have to move the atoleSiempre te toca mover el atole
Smoking weed, life is exhaustedFumando mota, la vida se agota
He was living, living more crazyHe was living, living more loca
With a lick of your tits and a flick of your clitWith a lick of your tits and a flick of your clit
Moisten slit and here comes the dickMoisten slit and here comes the dick
Yo'mom did the trick, make it kind of a sickYo′mom did the trick, make it kind of a sick
You thought she was on trip but she was sitting on my prickYou thought she was at trip but she was sitting on my prick
Happens all the time, this kinda shitHappens all the time, this kinda shit
A second to swallow, first no spitA second to swallow, first no spit
Yes she's a pro, a first rate whoreYes she's a pro, a first rate whore
She took my mayo right through her back doorShe took my mayo right through her back door

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Yeah everybody knows you bitch uptownYeah everybody knows you bitch uptown
Elastic broke and knickers came downElastic broke and knickers came down
Must be strange getting home every nightMust be strange getting home everynight
Sticking it in feeling something ain't rightSticking it in feelin something ain’t right
Her muff like a bucket, everyone fucked itHer muff like a bucket, everyone fucked it
Scabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck itScabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck it
Fuck it! Here I am at back doorFuck it! Here I am at back door
You slip it in and there's room for one moreYou slip it in and there's room for one more

Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayoHere comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macanaShake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana