Changuich a La Chichona

Changuich a La Chichona

I'm having a gossip session with the pastorAl pastor me echo una gringa
More lettuce on the chicken breastMás lechuga a la pechuga
Thigh here, thigh there, and potatoesMuslo aquí, muslo acá y papas
French styleA la francesa

I'd like to eat more of thatQuisiera comer más de esa
But the hamburger is betterPero está más buena la hamburguesa
She wants a cock kingElla quiere un king de polla
Your little chili pepper doesn't fill her up!¡Su-chilito no la llena!

Bring some broth for the TlalpeñoTraiga un caldo pal tlalpeño
Or a spaghetti for the bricklayerO un espagueti al albañil
Bring Anita a trio of MacsTráele un trío de mac a anita
And bring me a combo mealY traete un combo para mí

But just look at those cakes!Pero mira nomás que tortas
Oh, they look so delicious!¡Oh, se ven tan deliciosas!
Cuban or HawaiianCubana o hawaiana
Without chili and without onionsSin Chile y sin cebollas

I don't want to eat any more Kentucky Fried ChickenNo quiero comer más kentuchy chota
Or a Spanish-style pinchoO pincho a la española

Sanders' more discreet oneLa de sanders más discreta
And she doesn't reveal her recipeY no revela su receta

Their garnachas are very goodEstán muy buenas sus garnachas
But I want to dancePero quiero echar bailón
He wants his chorizo in potatoesQuiere su chorizo en papas
Or in shrimp barsO en barras de camarón

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Now if you're hungry for some boloneyNow if you're hungry for some boloney
And you got some buns that you wanna show meAnd you got some buns that you wanna show me
Open up wide, you can eatOpen up wide you can eat
This Oscar meyer that's really boneyThis Oscar meyer that's really boney
I want to get down into your juju beesI want to get down into your juju bees
And I think I'm gonna flick em'And I think I'm gonna flick em'
Your titties are smelin like chocolate chipYou titties are smelin like chocolate chip
Ice-cream n' I think I wanna lick emIce-cream n' I think I wanna lick em

I got some hot beef for that rump roastI got some hot beef for that rump roast
But you, you gotta say pleaseBut you, you gotta say please
I'll dig into that thigh every time butI'll dig into that thigh every time but
But hold the cottage cheeseBut hold the cottage cheese
And for dessert we can do the worksAnd for dessert we can do the works
I'll put my whip cream in your foot holeI'll put my whip cream in your pie hole
And don't flinch when you feel a pinch onAnd don't flinch when you feel a pinch on
That pretty little tacoThat pretty litlle taco

'Cause I've tried to pry'Cause I've tried to pry
A bearded clam that would no budgeA bearded clam that would no budge
So I went around the corner to keep on tryingSo I went around the corner to keep on trying
And I got a little fudgeAnd I got a little fudge

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For potatoes, the ones from Wendy'sPara papas las de wendy's
But she doesn't lend them outPero no las presta

More than a pair of tits movesMás mueve un par de tetas
That a huge pile of cartsQue un chinguero de carretas
Bring some spaghetti to the donkeyTraiga un espagueti al burro
With a can of beerCon una cerveza en lata
The bad luck that in the horchataLa de malas que en la horchata
Step on its fifth legLe pisen su quinta pata

Save some chilaquiles for himGuardenle unos chilaquiles
Breakfast for tomorrowPa' mañana el desayuno

And some divorced eggsY unos huevos divorciados
We don't want to get entangledNo queremos enredarnos

Bimbo white or wholemealBimbo blanco o integral
I don't care, I don't careNo me importa me da igual
Papa chapata mama chapataPapa chapata mama chapata
And here are their shoesY aquí están sus chapatines

Dinotriple or BrontodobleDinotriple o brontodoble
Quarter pounder double whopperQuarter pounder whopper doble

I want to make him a little sandwichQuiero hacerle un sandwichito
Dance closerBaile más apretadito
Better than the lambadaMejor que la lambada
An Italian-style snackUna picada a la italiana
I want to dance with the ballQuiero bailar con la bola
But with the biggest boobsPero con la más chichona

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