Thing-a-ling (Scared Crow) (feat. Suzi Jane Hokom)

[Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom]
Everybody has sun-burnt teeth, from smiling at each other so much

[Narrator - Jacques Wilson]
Suddenly
She came upon a blinding, yellow-green light
And she stopped
Remembering the warning of the goodie and tasty witch:
Never travel the Yellow-Green Road
Then a voice said:

[Scared Crow - Barney Phillips]
Help me, please!
I can't move!

[Dorothy]
Who are you?
Why are you carrying all those things?

[Scared Crow]
I'm the Scared Crow
I'm afraid that if I don't have
People won't think I am
In fact, I may even have a list of my possessions tattooed on my forehead

Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
See them nice goodies that I bring
The son drives a Jag
The wife drives a Linc
I drive a cad
And my 14-year-old daughter drives a mink
I have substituted think for thing
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling