Video Bargainville

CHORUS: I have a college pal who
Says we can get one price for two
Just ask for 'Roger'
At Video Bargainville

We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far especially in our car
There's a friendly store with nice decore and lots of posters on the door
Once past the counter and the news stand with a free bag of popcorn in your hand
You're ready for the world - no, not the band but a fine selection in video land

Don't be too confused by the little reviews
On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use
The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land
Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned

Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends or something that inevitably
lends
Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends
Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke
No, that's not right... it was Robert Deniro, everyone's favourite video hero

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So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "Please rewind!"
And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned
There's a courteous smoking section at the back, behind the bulging exercise
video rack
And if you're tired you can hit the sack with a trendy new Ben Hur double pack

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Once we had a friend, was too extravagant
Was not a Bargainville fan, pissed off the video man!
Soon there will be 'program-your-own' TV so they ask you to heed this final plee
Before it's all dead you should rent more, and enjoy VideoBargains galore!!

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