Did You Get the Girl?

Here I am, with my accomplishments
If there's an underdog with no defense
I will give it a whirl
But did you get the girl? ... Well

I waved my fist around and joined the cause
and now there's him-acanes and femopause
Gave the swine all my pearls
But did you get the girl?

But did you get the girl? (Can't you see I'm lonely)
But did you get the girl? (Come on, come on)
Anyone can see that I've been trying
But did you get the girl? (I got a million trophies)
But did you get the girl? (Come on, come on)
If there's more to life why am I crying? (I don't know.)

I fed the hungry and I cured disease
and made sure everybody had T.V.'s
That's how I saved the world
But did you get the girl? (Yes and no!)

There isn't anything that I can't do
Except make up a stupid answer to
that old question you hurl:
But did you get the girl? (no)