Odino & Valhalla

Odino the Herd, dressed with silk
Talked to the cows, drinking their milk:
"Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese!"

Odino the Sommelier, tasting his wine
Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine:
"You cannot have the bottle full and your wife drunk!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Narrow the leaf, large is the way,
Follow the Gods and do what they say!

La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

Odino the Thunder, shaking his fist
Gave his opinion to the meteorologist:
"Red sky in the evening, we hope for good weather!"

Odino the Pirate, who stands all alone
Said this to none, 'cos the sailors were gone!
"Who finds a friend, finds a treasure!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Narrow the leaf, large is the way,
Follow the Gods and do what they say!

La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

To other Gods, no veneration
When Odino's at the console
Let's shake our asses, in the danceroom
DJ Odino rules the world

DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall!
Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla!