Manticore

Way back in olden ancient Greece
Lived a most ferocious beast
With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
On human flesh it feast

Standing over 10 feet tall
No man escaped its roar (Roar!)
Behold, my friends and foes alike
The dreadful Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore!

The Manticore feels happiness
Whenever you feel sad
Because you got kicked in the junk
The Manticore is glad

The Manticore invented death
And all things that are bad
He'll kill your sister just for fun
And make out with your dad

Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore!

He'll enroll you in the school of pain
And then teach the class
He'll kick your ass in with his feet
And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
Don't give him sass

He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
Turns out that guy was you
And yet you're there
There can only be one explanation
And that's that you're a zombie
Now I'm scared

It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind
With the Manticore

Manticore, where are you now?
Are you gone forever?
Oh no, wait, there you are

He'll steal your girlfriend in the night
And then he'll steal your soul
He'll have a threesome with them both
That's just how he rolls

You may want to cry out loud
Manticore, you are wrong!
Too bad he already killed your ass
In the first verse of this song

Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore!