You Can Do Us!

We're very glad you could join us today
At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet
Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls

There is just one simple key
To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
Just follow your heart and always believe
That one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me

When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
You need to get double teamed by ninjas
You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
You can do us! You can do us!

Take control of your life, now be your own boss
The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!)
Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
You can do us! You can do us!

Here are some of the sensual sounds
That you may hear during our motivational program
Awwwh! Heaah! Ugh AH! Hah hoh huuuoh!
Uoah! Dadubu.. buh! Heeh!
I'm sorry.

It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
Except for you Roger, would you please leave now?
Now girls form a line in order of height
Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?

Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
Maybe you are starting to suspect that
I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
You can do us! You can do us!

Let's go!