My Self Improvement Plan

This mirror is a battlefield. Shadow boxing never felt so real.
Never felt.... Never felt so.... So.... So innocent A crime
Didn't you see the sign? Don't be afraid boy open your eyes
Don't cause A scene. Don't move. Don't even blink...
Oh boy she likes the pain.
Corrupting the masses never felt so vain.
And if I never hear that voice again I just won't be the same.
Don't hold your breath or you might miss it.
Save yourself some breath. We're going the distance.
We're launching A superficial warfare
On the disconnected and the diseased.
This is A practice known as self assault and battery.
Oh boy she likes the pain.
Corrupting the masses never felt so vain.
And if I never see that face again it just won't be the same.
So Vain...
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Living life like this may be
Hazardous to the health of you and me.
So count the days until we break this chain.
The first step to being A martyr is getting the press coverage.
This is her sorrow now.
My self improvement plan is spelled B-O-O-M