Mimi Merlot

Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon discovering the properties of Mimi Merlot.
Just Imagine his chagrin when he found she'd drugged him, tied him up and locked him inside her wardrobe.
On top of all of this the boas hung above him made him sneeze Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo.
It's snowing all around inside Mimi's wardrobe. oh no no.
Now she's covering the wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no no
Then she sticks her little finger through the key hole and says:
"suck on it and maybe I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh you want me to suck...? like this...?"
Mimi Merlot you're the most convincingly non-fictitious character that I know