Taco Platter

Taco Placero

But how stupid you werePero que estupido fuiste
You turned out to be less than a manResultaste poco hombre
Look, talking about a ladyMira que hablar de una dama
That really has no nameEso si no tiene nombre

I should keep quiet like a lady doesYo deberia callarme tal como lo hace una dama
But now they're gonna find outPero ahora van a enterarse
That you're a total flop in bedQue eres un fiasco en la cama

I was so used to such delicious dinnersYo tan mal acostumbrada a cenas tan suculentas
I expected a full feast that nightYo me esperaba esa noche una merienda completa
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfightersY resultaste en el ruedo el peor de los toreros
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platterEsa cenita contigo me supo a taco placero

Are you hearing me, useless?Me estás oyendo inútil
You tasted like a taco platter, but blandMe supiste a taco placero, pero insípido
Without spice and without saltSin chile y sin sal

I should keep quiet like a lady doesYo deberia callarme tal como lo hace una dama
But now they're gonna find outPero ahora van a enterarse
That you're a total flop in bedQue eres un fiasco en la cama

I was so used to such delicious dinnersYo tan mal acostumbrada a cenas tan suculentas
I expected a full feast that nightYo me esperaba esa noche una merienda completa
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfightersY resultaste en el ruedo el peor de los toreros
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platterEsa cenita contigo me supo a taco placero