My Dear Neighbor

Mi Vecinita

My dear neighbor, she with the flat noseMi vecinita, la de nariz achatada
Her surgeon has made it perkyEl cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Miss so-and-so, the thick one, the full oneDoña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
She's now quite thin with one liposuctionCon una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
So-and-so now looks differentYa perengana ya se mira diferente
She got botox in her lips and foreheadSe puso bótox en los labios y en la frente

Miss gertrude is unveiling her new boobs todayDoña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
Miss tasha has already gotten a butt liftA doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Thinking about it, today almost anything can be achievedHaciendo cuentas, hoy se logra casi todo
All you have to have is cash and goldSolo hace falta tener plata y tener oro

I've now reached the conclusionYa saqué la conclusión
I know why I'm telling you thisYo sé por qué se los digo
No ugly women existNo existen mujeres feas
There are only fucked-up husbandsSolo hay maridos jodidos

No woman is uglyNo hay mujer fea
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
No woman is uglyNo hay mujer fea
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)

My dear neighbor, she with the flat noseMi vecinita, la de nariz achatada
Her surgeon has made it perkyEl cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Miss so-and-so, the thick one, the full oneDoña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
She's now quite thin with one liposuctionCon una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
Already so-and-so is looking differentYa perengana ya se mira diferente
She got botox in her lips and foreheadSe puso bótox en los labios y en la frente

Miss gertrude is unveiling her new boobs todayDoña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
Miss tasha has already gotten a butt liftA doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Thinking about it, today almost anything can be achievedHaciendo cuentas, hoy se logra casi todo
All you have to have is cash and goldSolo hace falta tener plata y tener oro

I've now reached the conclusionYa saqué la conclusión
I know why I'm telling you thisYo sé por qué se los digo
No ugly women existNo existen mujeres feas
There are only fucked-up husbandsSolo hay maridos jodidos

No woman is uglyNo hay mujer fea
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
No woman is uglyNo hay mujer fea
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)

No woman is uglyNo hay mujer fea
There are only fucked-up husbandsSolo hay maridos jodidos