Resultó Vegetariano

He Turned Out To Be Vegetarian

Resultó Vegetariano

You speak so beautifully, you're such a flattererPero que bonito hablas, eres un adulador
I see you have plenty of the smooth talk of a conquerorReconozco que te sobra, labia de conquistador
You have the perfect phrase to flatter a ladyPara chulear a una dama tienes la frase perfecta
It's hard to resist your poetic versesEs difícil resistirse a tus versos de poeta

I liked you from the first time, I have to confessMe gustaste a la primera, te lo debo confesar
I almost took my clothes off just from hearing you speakCasi me quito la ropa solo con oírte hablar
I surrendered to your whims, you were already my ideal manMe abandone a tus caprichos, ya eras tú mi hombre ideal
But when I was in your bedroom, my reality beganPero al estar en tu alcoba, comenzó mi realidad

That tiger, that I thought would tear my clothes apartEl tigre aquel que pensaba que desgarraría mis ropas
That would eat me alive, turned out to be a kittenQue me comería completa, resultó ser un gatito
With little claws trimmed short, a sad puppetCon las uñitas cortadas, una triste marioneta
Your strength ran out, your gaze fellSe te acabaron las fuerzas, se te bajó la mirada

Nothing at all happenedNo pasó nada de nada
And I stayed that night like the ranch girlfriendY yo me quede esa noche como la novia de rancho
Dressed up and ready to goVestida y alborotada
To save the day, I opened the butcher shopPara salvar el momento, abrí la carniceria
I wanted to lend you a hand, but that damn kittenYo quise hecharte una mano, pero el maldito gatito
The one you carry inside, turned out to be vegetarianEse que llevas por dentro, resultó vegetariano

That tiger, that I thought would tear my clothes apartEl tigre aquel que pensaba que desgarraría mis ropas
That would eat me alive, turned out to be a kittenQue me comería completa, resultó ser un gatito
With its little nails cut short, a sad puppetCon las uñitas cortadas, una triste marioneta
Your strength ran out, your gaze fellSe te acabaron las fuerzas, se te bajó la mirada

Nothing at all happenedNo pasó nada de nada
And I stayed that night like the ranch girlfriendY yo me quede esa noche como la novia de rancho
Dressed up and ready to goVestida y alborotada
To save the day, I opened the butcher shopPara salvar el momento, abrí la carniceria
I wanted to lend you a hand, but the wicked kittenYo quise hecharte una mano, pero el malvado gatito
The one you carry inside turned out to be vegetarianEse que llevas por dentro resultó vegetariano