Artemisa (Destripando La Historia)

Artemis (Unpacking History)

Artemisa (Destripando La Historia)

Hey, punk kidsHola, jóvenes punkarras
Welcome to Unpacking History, with Pascu and RodriBienvenidos a Destripando la Historia, con Pascu y Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the goddess ArtemisHoy os traemos la historia de la diosa Artemisa

In the middle of the sea, there's a womanEn medio del mar hay una mujer
Trying to give birth to two cute babiesQue intenta parir dos lindos bebés
First, Artemis came into the worldPrimero, Artemisa al mundo llegó
Then Apollo showed up, and she helped him outDespués vino Apolo y ella le ayudó

This Artemis is gonna turn the world upside downEsta Artemisa va a poner el mundo al revés
She's brave, strong, and doesn't give a damn about peopleEs muy valiente, fuerte y pasa de la gente
9 wishes, Zeus, her dad, granted her9 deseos, Zeus, su padre, le concedió
And with her bow and dog, she trained hardY con su arco y perro se entrenó

Her hunting skills are off the chartsSu destreza en la caza es tan superior
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She’s got fans and servants, a whole bunchTiene fans y sirvientes, son un montón
Eh, eh, eh, ehEh, eh, eh, eh
A queen mocked her momUna reina de su mamá se burló
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Along with Apollo, she took out all her kidsJunto con Apolo a todos sus hijos se cargó
And she kicked the bucketY la palmó

Two huge guys want to hook upDos tipos enormes se quieren ligar
With Artemis, and that ain't gonna happenA Artemisa y eso no va a pasar
In the form of a deer, she tricks them goodEn forma de cierva les logra engañar
They hit each other trying to catch herSe dieron un golpe al intentarle dar

Don't provoke her, or your ass might end upNo la provoques, que tu culo puede acabar
Pierced or devoured by her dogAtravesado o devorado por tu perro
If you're not pure, you can't join her crewSi no eres pura no podrás entrar en su clan
If she catches you flirting, you're gonna freak outComo te encuentre un ligue vas a flipar
She tricked her lifelong friend, ZeusA su amiga de siempre Zeus engañó
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Impersonating Artemis, he got her pregnantSuplantando a Artemisa la embarazó
Eh, eh, eh, ehEh, eh, eh, eh
For being a traitor, he turned her into a bearPor traidora en osa la transformó
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
But out of pity, Zeus sent her to the stars and saved herPero Zeus por pena a las estrellas la mandó y la salvó

If you don't pay tribute, curse youSi no das tributo, maldición
You laugh at her, curse youTe ríes de ella, maldición
Saying you're better at huntingDecir que cazando eres mejor
You guessed it: curse you!Lo has adivinado: ¡Toca maldición!

Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worstSer la hijastra de Hera es lo peor
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She faced off against her in TroyContra ella en Troya se enfrentó
Eh, eh, eh, ehEh, eh, eh, eh
Artemis will stomp you without mercyArtemisa te pisa sin compasión
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oohOoh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh

If you enter her forest, don't touch anything, pleaseSi entras en su bosque, no toques nada, por favor
Or curse you!¡O maldición!