Baldur (Destripando La Historia)

Baldur (Gutting History)

Baldur (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, dirty hippies!¡Hola, sucios hippies!
Welcome to Unraveling History, with Pascu and RodriBienvenidos a Destripando la Historia, con Pascu y Rodri
Today, we are going to tell you the tragic story of BaldurHoy, os vamos a contar la trágica historia de Baldur

He has long mustachesTiene largos bigotes
An ideal hairstyle with flowersUn pelazo ideal con flores
He doesn't want any troubleÉl no quiere follones
A being of light and loveUn ser de luz y de amor

His power is to be pretty and coolSu poder es ser bonito y cool
He has bad nightmares, uuhTiene pesadillas chungas, uuh

His dad worriesSu papá se preocupa
He goes to hell and asksAl infierno se va y pregunta
The answer scares himLa respuesta le asusta
Baldur is going to dieBaldur la va a palmar

The world was forced to swear Baldur not to harmAl mundo obligó a jurar a Baldur no dañar
They think he is already immortalSe piensan que ya es inmortal

Loki knows that a plant did not swearLoki sabe que una planta no juró
By tricking a blind man, Baldur was killedEngañando a un ciego a Baldur se cargó
(Hey, you blind man, throw this arrow wrapped in mistletoe and throw it at Baldur, you'll see how funny it is!)(Oye, tu, el ciego, lanza esta flecha envuelta en muerdago y lanzasela a Baldur ¡ya veras que risa!)
They killed the blind manSe cargaron al ciego
Baldur had a big funeral dramaBaldur tuvo un dramón de entierro
They will go down to hellBajarán al infierno
To try to get him outPara intentarle sacar

In Hela's kingdom, they try to negotiateEn el reino de Hela, intentan negociar
For Baldur to return, everyone must mourn himPara que Baldur vuelva todos le han de llorar

A Jotun resisted, for Baldur he did not cryUn Jotun se resistió, por Baldur no lloró
And this whole plan went wrongY todo este plan se torció

He has died and will never returnSe ha quedado muerto y ya no volverá
Loki will be punished for being an idiotPor capullo a Loki le castigarán
(Loki, I condemn you and chain you with a stone!)(¡Loki, yo te condeno y a una piedra te encadeno!)
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh oohOh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-oohOoh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh oohOh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-oohOoh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

When the war is overCuando acabe la guerra
Baldur and Hodr will become friendsBaldur y Hodr se harán colegas
They will take care of the landCuidarán de la tierra
Along with the sons of ThorJunto a los hijos de Thor