Horus (Destripando La Historia)

Horus (Gutting History)

Horus (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, salsa loversHola, amantes de la salsa
Welcome to Gutting History with Pascutamón III and Rodrimhotep IIBienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascutamón III y Rodrimhotep II
Today, we bring you the falcon God, HorusHoy, os traemos al Dios halcón, Horus

Miracle, a child was bornMilagro, un niño nació
His father is a corpse and impregnated his motherSu padre es un fiambre y a su madre embarazó
Anxiously, Seth searched for himCon ansia, Seth le buscó
His weird uncle, who killed his fatherSu tío, el raro, que a su padre se cargó

A crocodile tried to kill himUn cocodrilo le intentó matar
He was blessed, now he has the power of RaFue bendecido, ahora tiene el poder de Ra
He wants to be the king of Egypt, crush SethQuiere ser rey de Egipto, a Seth machacar
Scorpion women will conquer his heartMujeres escorpión conquistarán su corazón

It's HorusEs Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYe-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's HorusEs Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYе-ye-ye-ye-yеah

His uncle Seth challenged himSu tío Seth le retó
In the form of a hippopotamus to hold his breathEn forma de hipopótamo a aguantar la respiración
Oh no! His mother arrived¡Oh, no! Su madre llegó
With a harpoon, she pierced Seth's buttocksCon un arpón, a Seth las nalgas le pinchó

Seth invited him to dinner at his houseSeth a su casa le invitó a cenar
Kebab with very special expired sauceKebab con salsa caducada muy especial
Horus didn't fall for it, he managed to avoid itHorus por ahí no pasa, la logró apartar
He spread it on a leaf and then Seth ate itEn una hoja la untó y luego Seth se la comió

His sauceSu salsa
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYe-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's not sauceNo es salsa
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYe-ye-ye-ye-yeah

A race, the final testUna carrera, la prueba final
With boats made of a spectacular stoneCon barcas hechas de una piedra espectacular
But one made of wood, Horus will paintPero una de madera, Horus va a pintar
He defeated Seth and ruled all of EgyptA Seth él derrotó y todo Egipto gobernó

King HorusRey Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYe-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's HorusEs Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeahYe-ye-ye-ye-yeah