Thanos (Destripando La Historia)

Thanos (Unraveling History)

Thanos (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, cosmic surfers!¡Hola, surferos cósmicos!
Welcome to Unraveling History¡Bienvenidos a destripando la historia
With Easter and Rodri!Con pascu y rodri!

Today we bring you the story ofHoy os traemos la historia del
mad titan thanosTitan loco thanos

An eternal who was born on the moon of titanUn eterno que nació en la Luna de titán
He has a very rare syndromeTiene un síndrome muy raro
His skin is purpleSu piel es color morado
He lives somewhat marginalized and has a bad timeVive un tanto marginado y lo pasa mal
And to his parents and his brotherY a sus padres y a su hermano
They don't really careLes da un poco igual

He vivisected his mother, what nerveViviseccionó a su madre, vaya cara dura
(The craziest titan)(El titan más loco)
He falls in love with death who teaches him dark artsSe enamora de la muerte que le enseña artes oscuras
(Stronger than a bear)(Más fuerte que un oso)
To impress her, he comes up with a thousand crazy ideasPara impresionarla se le ocurren mil locuras
(Ready and dangerous)(Listo y peligroso)
How to massacre your entire planetComo masacrar a todo su planeta
(He doesn't like his planet)(No le gusta su planeta)

Thanos oh oh ohThanos oh oh oh oh
The strongest and most resistantEl más fuerte y resistente
If you see him, run awaySi le ves echa a correr
Because he is thanos oh oh oh ohPorque él es thanos oh oh oh oh
Neither his father nor his brotherNi su padre ni su hermano
They were able to stop itPudieron pararlo

Very stealthily he landed on the groundCon mucho sigilo en la tierra aterrizó
A family saw himUna familia le vio
And he charged all three of themY a los tres se los cargo
The spirit of the fatherEl espíritu del padre
Now it's Drax the DestroyerAhora es drax el destructor
Thanos has comeThanos ha venido
Going for the cosmic cubeA por el cubo cósmico

He seeks to use it as proof of his loveBusca utilizarlo como prueba de su amor
(He wants his bucket)(El quiere su cubo)
But then he is stopped by a very cool little groupPero entonces le detiene un grupito muy molón
(To look tough)(Pará verse rudo)
This caused great disappointment to deathEsto a la muerte le causo gran decepción
(They gave him in the ass)(Le han dado en el culo)
Who by the way is hooking up with DeadpoolQue por cierto está liándose con deadpool
(Meeting Deadpool)(Encontrándose con deadpool)

Thanos oh oh ohThanos oh oh oh oh
Poor thing is in troublePobrecito está metido
In a love triangleEn un triángulo amoroso
Poor Thanos oh oh oh ohPobre thanos oh oh oh oh
But he has new plans to remedy itPero tiene nuevos planes para remediarlo

With the infinity gems ICon las gemas del infinito me
I put them in a little gloveLas pongo en un guantecito
Raise a girl like her ownCría a una niña como su
Personal assassin (gamora)Asesina personal (gamora)
And he goes to look for the infinity gemsY se va a buscar las gemas del infinito

One of the gems was owned by Adam WarlockUnas de las gemas la tenía adam warlock
(Find the gems)(Encontrar las gemas)
He has an alternate self and must defeat itTiene un yo alternativo y debe derrotarlo
(Burst stars)(Reventar estrellas)
Thanos is a cool guy trying to help himThanos es un tío legal intenta ayudarlo
(That is your goal)(Esa es su meta)
But deep down he has a plan that goes wrongPero en el fondo tiene un plan mal va do
(He has hatched an evil plan)(Ha trazado un plan malvado)

Thanos oh oh ohThanos oh oh oh oh
He wants to make a gauntletQuiere hacerse un guantelete
And roll with deathY enrollarse con la muerte
He is thanos oh oh oh ohÉl es thanos oh oh oh oh
An ultra-massive purple villainUn villano ultramazado de color morado