Thor (Destripando La Historia)

Thor (Gutting History)

Thor (Destripando La Historia)

Hello sons of thunderHola hijos del trueno
Welcome to gutting history with Pascu and RodriBienvenidos a destripando la historia con Pascu y Rodri
Today we are going to talk about the myth of the God ThorHoy os vamos a hablar del mito del Dios Thor

Long hairLargos cabellos
Colossal powerPoder colosal
His reddish beardSu barba rojiza
He is a God of metalEs un Dios del metal

Thor God of thunderThor Dios del trueno
Of humanityDe la humanidad
Odin is his fatherOdin es su padre
And lives in AsgardY vive en asgard

His destiny is to die in RagnarokSu destino es morir en ragnarok
Killing JörmunganderDando muerte a Jörmungander

He has two goatsTiene dos cabras
That travel with himQue viajan con el
He eats them and resurrectsLas come y resucita
Using his powerUsando su poder

With his hammer he cannot failCon su martillo no puede fallar
And more than onceY más de una vez
He has been deceivedSe a dejado engañar

A giant once stole itUn gigante una vez se lo robo
Loki and Thor go to find itLoki y Thor id a encontrarlo
(Let's go)(Vamos)

They dressed as bride and maidSe vistieron de novia y criada
To deceive the giantPara así al gigante engañar
And at the reception he eats an oxY en la recepción se come un buey
Making the king suspiciousHaciendo sospechar al rey
I don't think you are a womanNo creo que seas mujer

Calm down, great lordTranquilo gran señor
She's just a little anxious about the weddingEs que esta un poco ansiosa por la boda
WellBueno
If it's your thingSi son cosas suyas
Let's get marriedCasémonos
Hold this hammer that I stole from ThorSujeta este martillo que le robe a thor
Did you steal it from Thor?¿Se lo robaste a thor?
YesSi
Well, that's funnyPues tiene gracia
Because I amPor que yo soy
ThorThor
No one steals my hammerNadie me roba mi martillo

Together with LokiJunto con loki
More journeys they madeMás viajes realizo
They march to JötunheimMarchan a Jötunheim
To sow terrorPara sembrar terror

Udgarda receives themUdgarda les recibe
If you want to fight usSi nos queréis zurrar
You have to prove that your fame is realTenéis que demostrar que vuestra fama es real

Loki was defeated in who could eat moreLoki fue derrotado en ver quien comía más
Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never endedThor intentó beberse un cuerno de cerveza que no acababa nunca
He was challenged to lift a cat but could only with one pawLe retaron a levantar a un gato pero solo pudo con una pata
And he faced an old woman whom he couldn't even moveY se enfrentó a una vieja a la que no pudo ni mover

Defeated they return homeDerrotados regresan a su hogar
But Udgarda stops themPero udgarda les detiene

Gods, you have surprised meDioses me habéis sorprendido
I tried to deceive youOs e intentado engañar
With my magic I changed everythingCon mi magia todo lo cambie
With great power I faced youCon gran poder os enfrente
Hear me and I will explainOídme y lo explicare

Loki fought against fireLoki lucho contra el fuego
Thor almost drank the seaThor casi se bebe el mar

That cat is JörmungarderEse gato es Jörmungarder
And the old woman is deathY la vieja es la muerte
Damn you, I'm going to kill youMaldito te voy a matar

You're in troubleTe revienthor
Where the hell has he goneDonde narices se ha metido
Dude, don't turn into LokiTío no te vuelvas loki

There are thousands of stories about ThorQuedan miles de historias sobre thor
That don't fit in this songQue no caben en esta canción

If you suffer from violent attacksSi sufres de ataques violentos
Remember that you are not ThorRecuerda que tu no eres Thor
He is a GodEl es un Dios
And you are notY tu no
Take your medicationToma tu medicación