A Little Black Dress

What do you wear
When you need to impress
Just slip into high heals
And a brand new little black dress

You're such a success
Wearing a little black dress
And out to impress
Wearing a little black dress

Love is a vampire
Haunting the city at night
In chic uniform
Short, black and tight

Flushed with success
Wearing a little black dress
Dressed to impress
Wearing a little black dress

Look at you
Are you lonely
Is TV how your night ends?
You need some smarter friends

(That shit is gonna rob you of your ambition)
(My only ambition is to get high and watch TV)

Pessimism
Is another word for depressed
For which post-feminism
Prescribes you a little black dress

You're such a princess
Wearing a little black dress
So chic, such finesse
Wearing a little black dress
You're naked unless
You're wearing a little black dress
And flushed with success
Wearing a little black dress