My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs

My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs
He is so very boring
When I sit down in his chair

Soon I am loudly snoring.

He is a New Age Dentist Guy
He has his own website
Every word he utters is a lie
He is a big hypocrite!

So when you're in Fort Collins next
and your toothies start to ache
I beg you, do not get too vexed
By visiting this tattooed fake!

Chorus:
Oh, D-bobby, d-bobby, d-bobby, doo
Wacka waacka waaaaacka woo!