Frenemies

Both: We look good in hats
Long tails and spats
When we hit the town together, baby we know where it's ats

Baljeet: You are pluralizing at?
Buford: Work with me, brain boy

Both: If I were dangling from a ledge he'd
Surely save me with a wedgie
Baljeet: I'm smart, perhaps a bit refined
Buford: And I'm a bit more edgy

Both: 'cause we're frenemies
We like disliking one another
Yes, we're frenemies
He's like my least favorite brother

Baljeet: I like complex calculations
Buford: I like physical confrontations
Both: We both have our roles
This is a symbiotic relationship

'Cause we're frenemies
We like disliking one another
Yes, we're frenemies
He's like my least favorite brother

You and I, we're not enemies or friends
We're just frenemies to the end!