Prant

When i'm about to get in some pants
You know i'd rather just take the chance
What if i get hemmed with an std?
Burning sensation whenever i pee
Warts on my dong, do you wanna see?
So what? the clinic's always free
I'll go there and i'll get a shot
Sure to fix whatever i've got
Now my cock's no longer dripping snot
And i kinda' like the q-tip, actually