Te Coloniso

The Colonizer

Te Coloniso

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso

I'm Christopher ColumbusSoy cristóbal colón
I'm the fucking boss and I totally rockSoy el puto amo y es que molo un montón
I'm a navigator from the Kingdom of CastileSoy navegante del reino de castilla
I'm colonizing you and putting you on your kneesTe coloniso y te pongo de rodillas
Fernando, Isabella, listen to my theoryFernando, isa, escucha mi teoría
Do me a little favor, fund my journeyHazme un favorcito, financia mi travesía
How many slaves are you gonna bring me?¿Cuántos esclavos me vas a traer?
As many as fit on the shipLos que quepan en el barco
Then I'll give you threeEntonces te doy tres

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso

A huge curry feast is about to comeVaya atracón de curry está por venir
Are you sure India is this way?¿Estás seguro de que la india es por aquí?
What? You don't trust me?¿Qué? ¿desconfías de mí?
I'm pulling your leg!¡Te colo!
I'm colonizing you, I already know, you pest, I'm colonizing youMe colonisa, que ya lo sé pesao, que me colonisa

I arrived at that beach at 7A las 7 llegué a aquella playa
And stepped off that ship that smelled like a barnY salí de ese barco que olía a cuadra
I was in India and things were changingEstaba en las indias y la cosa cambiaba
The Indians were waiting for me, Christopher was arrivingLos indios me esperaban, el cristóbal llegaba

Who are you calling an Indian?¿A quién llamas indio?
Shut up, Indian, or I'll colonize youCalla, indio, o te coloniso
Yeah, but there aren't any Indians hereYa, pero es que aquí no hay ningún indio
You shut up, you're an Indian, a slave, and a ChristianTú te callas que tú eres indio, y esclavo, y Cristiano
Suh!¡Suh!

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing youNo amas a yisus, te coloniso
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing youNo hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing youNo eres un blanquito, te coloniso
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing youTe coloniso, te coloniso

Move that tuberMueve ése tubérculo
Ass, ass, tuber, assCulo, culo, tubérculo, culo
Tuber, ass, assTubérculo, culo, culo
Give me the potatoes, give me the potatoesDame las patatas, dame las patatas
Tatas, tatas, give me the potatoesTatas, tatas, dame las patatas

Discovering a new worldDescubriendo un nuevo mundo
Your Columbus, I'm colonizing youTu colón, te coloniso
I use cologneUso colonia
Number one in continentsNúmero uno en continentes
Eh, hello, yeah, sorry, well, I'm Erik the RedEh, hola, sí, perdona, bueno, soy erik el rojo
And just so you know, we Vikings got to America years agoY que lo de llegar a América ya lo hicimos los vikingos unos años atrás
Specifically, 510 years before youConcretamente, 510 años antes que vosotros
So, listen to this, you loserAsí que nada, escucha esto, flipao

You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing youNo te mola la birra, te barbariso
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing youNo manejas el hacha, te barbariso
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye youNo eres pelirrojo, pos te tiño
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye youPos te tiño, pos te tiño
You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing youNo te mola la birra, te barbariso
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing youNo manejas el hacha, te barbariso
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye youNo eres pelirrojo, pos te tiño
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye youPos te tiño, pos te tiño

Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye youÑeñeñe, te tiño, te tiño
Come on, man. Do you have any followers?Anda, hombre. ¿tú tienes seguidores acaso?
Have they built you a statue?¿Te han construido alguna estatua?
Do you have a holiday named after you, or something?¿Tú tienes algún día festivo con tu nombre, o algo?
Come on, man, Erik the RedAnda, hombre, Erik el rojo
Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye youÑeñeñe, te tiño, te tiño
I'll colonize you!¡Que te coloniso!