Congratulations, you're dead (woo)
Welcome to heaven
Let's get you checked in
Sign here please

Don't get excited
It's not different
Get to work, it's nine to five
Your soul has been bought

Bought, it's now privatized
Contract signed on dotted line
Now work till you turn 65
Million years old

What a deal
Wonder who thought of that
But wait, there is more (whoa)
Exit through the gift shop

And look at all, look at all the stuff
Ooh that one looks good
But it would look better on you
Get to work, it's nine to five

Your soul has been bought
Bought, it's now privatized
Contract signed on dotted line
Now work till you turn 65

Million years old
What a deal
I wonder who thought of that
Would you be surprised to find that God's a pile of cash?

God's a great big pile of cash
Pray to receive your scraps
Oh, my, there's a light
It's not your time

Return to your life
Goodbye
Stop dying, stop dying
Oh, my God, it worked