Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine
She said: How'd you like to waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me to her castle, and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
She said: Sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning, or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same
Ow, her loving will kick your behind, oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sure enough, sure enough show you how to grind
Darling Nikki, oh

Woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over, and all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said: Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you wanna grind

Yeah, yeah
Oh, oh
Come back, Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince wants to grind
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind

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