A Água

The Water

A Água

Gentlemen, I am the waterMeus senhores, eu sou a água
That washes the face, that washes the eyesQue lava a cara, que lava os olhos
That washes theQue lava a rata e os entrefolhos
That washes the nape and the armpitsQue lava a nabiça e os agriões
That washes the penis and the testiclesQue lava a piça e os colhões
That washes the ladies and what is vacantQue lava as damas e o que está vago
For it washes the breasts and where I defecatePois lava as mamas e por onde cago

Gentlemen, here is the waterMeus senhores, aqui está a água
That waters the parsley and the radishQue rega a salsa e o rabanete
That washes the tongue of those who perform oral sexQue lava a língua a quem faz minete
That washes the male genitalia, even the foreskinQue lava o chibo, mesmo da raspa
Removes the smell of poor quality codfishTira o cheiro a bacalhau rasca
That the man drinks, that the dog drinksQue bebe o homem, que bebe o cão
That washes the vagina and the cocklesQue lava a cona e o berbigão

Gentlemen, here is the waterMeus senhores, aqui está a água
That washes the eyes and the little clitorisesQue lava os olhos e os grelinhos
That washes the vagina and the clothsQue lava a cona e os paninhos
That washes the blood of great battlesQue lava o sangue das grandes lutas
That washes serious women and washes whoresQue lava sérias e lava putas
Puts out the fire and the embersApaga o lume e o borralho
And washes the gills of the penisE que lava as guelras ao caralho

Gentlemen, here is the waterMeus senhores aqui está a água
That waters roses and basilQue rega rosas e manjericos
That washes the bidet, that washes chamber potsQue lava o bidé, que lava penicos
Removes bad smell from pocketsTira mau cheiro das algibeiras
Gives drink to the washerwomenDá de beber às fressureiras
Washes the face of any puppetLava a tromba a qualquer fantoche e
And washes the mouth after a blowjobLava a boca depois de um broche

Gentlemen, I am the waterMeus senhores, eu sou a água
Gentlemen, I am the waterMeus senhores, eu sou a água