A Very Big Girl

They Say You're Feeling Charitable
And That She's Just a Homeless Little Girl
You Say She Needs Counseling
She's On a Track Team
But I Find It Hard to Believe
Because Baby Looks Like a Very Big Girl
You Say She's Harmless
I Don't About That
She's Just a Kittycat to Me
Looks Like a Very Capable Cat
What'cha Say About That?
You Say She's Unattractive
She Doesn't Turn You On
But That Expression On Your Face Ain't Exactly a Yawn
You Say She Needs Uninticing
But I Find It Hard to Believe
Because Baby Looks Like a Very Big Girl to Me
Yeah That Cupcake Don't Exactly Look Like no Hostess to Me
Cause Baby Looks Like a Very Big Girl to Me