Drunk As a Skunk

Well I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
I like to drink and I like to unwind,
Like drink with my friends and have a good time
I'm on an alcohol only diet and I can drink beer faster then you can buy it

All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
Cuz every time I take them out it's to the ABC
I aint never held a job for more then a month
I don't call in sick, I call in drunk
Nothin' like drinkin' a beer while your pissin'
If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missin'
I like gaggin' and heavin' and throwing up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
I'm about tore up from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I like slurring my words when I talk
I like it when people have to help me walk
I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
Looky here motherfucker I'm drunk and I'm proud
I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
I like gettin' drunk in public and gettin' locked up

I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

Drunk

Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
I'm so damn drunk that I cant see
I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be
My doctor tells me I need to quit
I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit
It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck
Cuz when I die I'm gun be happy and drunk

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck