Kawaii Metal

We’ve gathered here today
For the ritual of the forest
Your majesty

Behold! Our pocky pentagram
To summon satan-senpai and offer him our goat-chan

Burn the church; I’ll purge the earth
But who’s to say I can’t do it in a miniskirt?

Eff who you think I should be
You do you
And I’ll do me

Baka!

Nice to meet you my names harajuku
Sparkly pinks and baby blues
Lolita fashion is so you

Kawaii is all I know
Hello kitty from head to toe
Turn your crosses and your frowns upside down

Carat underscore less than three
Glitter nails and igari
Why wear dark leather when you can be kawaii

Be careful where you go in the woods, where you stray
I”ll chase you down with an axe in my kigurumi

Eff who you think I should be
You do you
And I’ll do me

I’ll rip out your heart
And fill that mothereffing hole in your chest with pop tarts

I’ll rip out your spleen
And fill that abdomen with green tea mochi ice cream

From kawaii to kowai