Peace and mercy to all men
We're gonna get boozed up again
Amber nectar, pub Messiahs
Roast our nuts on open fires

Push to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my round, so I'll be cheering
I believe in Christmas, what do you believe in?

Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmastime
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmastime

Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmastime
Everybody's feeling fine
'Cause we believe in Christmastime

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
I robbed Santa while he was out

I don't care if lords are leapin'
I'll take a gat to the back while they are sleepin'
And make sure that they won't be breathin'
I believe in Christmas, what do you believe in?

Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmastime
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmastime

Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmastime
Everybody's feeling fine
'Cause we believe in Christmastime